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oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades

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brngrmln:

bolto:

straight ppl are wild why you needa make out in the line for juice

straight ppl like to make out in stupid spots and then get all weird abt it like “i kissed you in the frozen food section at super walmart i am the reason storms are named after people”

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yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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reasonsmysoniscrying:

4yo, (singing Katy Perry): “I’ve got the eye of the DIAL! AISLE! (mumbles a line) AISLE!”

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resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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  • #we talked about this at work yesterday
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  • #I started watching this #and I have no regrets #except one #that I didn't start sooner
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  • Anonymousyou look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE
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    come closer one second

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    little closer

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    okay close enough

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    i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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    that would be me.

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    do you know what this crown means?

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    it means i look fucking cute

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    and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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    now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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    that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

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pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible

do you see it

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d o  y o u 

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