oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades
4yo, (singing Katy Perry): “I’ve got the eye of the DIAL! AISLE! (mumbles a line) AISLE!”
come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible
do you see it
d o y o u